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Jokes are most certainly illegal. Knock knock, you say? I’ll tell you who’s there. The fucking police.

Javert, Book I (via incorrectlesmisquotes)  
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soyouthinkmyeyesarefine:

you know why Javert’s always in a bad mood?

Because he doesn’t have a first name. If you didn’t have a fucking first name, you’d be pretty mad too.

And here comes Jean Valfuckingjean with two Jeans in his name - that’s two first names! - and Javert thinks that finally, finally, he can get a name. But noooooo, this is always gonna be denied to him.

Give Javert a name 2k14

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mariuspotmerci:

One more day to revolution

We will

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definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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Anonymous said:

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

porn4smartgirls:

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

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caledoniarps:

I don’t know about you guys but I am psyched to get an education, woo. This year is a hella important year for me because if I don’t finish this school year with five As then I am a dead man walking, you get me? So this started off as a collection to help me get those fabulous As but I thought, what the hell? I’ll share this perfection with everyone else because sharing is caring. Anyways, down to the nitty gritty

001. CALEDONIA’S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

002. WRITE LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL

003. READING ISN’T ONLY FOR NERDS AND FANGIRLS

004. STUDY MOTHER FUCKER

005. LEARNING SHIT

006. PRESENTING YOUR BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL WORK AY

007. USEFUL WEBSITES BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL PLACE /SOMETIMES/

008. MUSIC TO CALM DOWN UR SCHOOL DAY BLUES YO

009. ALL THIS STUDYING??? YOU NEED A BREAK, MY FRIEND.

010. TIPS FOR SCHOOL N STUFF BCUS I WANTED TEN BITS

  • try your best. not everyone can get all As, and getting all As does not make you better than everyone else. just do the best you can and be the best person you can be.
  • don’t sleep in class! i know it seems so so tempting but slept my way through geography last year and i got a C in my exam instead of the expected A so…
  • Don’t tick off your teacher, follow the rules to an extent, get to class on time, respect your classmates and teachers. you know, just be a decent person.
  • be positive!!! and not just for the first week or so, keep the positivity going throughout the whole school year. if you don’t believe in yourself then why should anyone else?
  • "you can do it, wildcat, i believe in u" — something troy bolton said one time probably definitely

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popculturebrain:

Every episode of ‘House' in one GIF | Reddit via Warming Glow


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verysharpteeth:

Bucky: Steve NO

Steve: Steve YES

Bucky: *sigh* *furious cursing* Bucky also yes

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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hinatahearsahope:

REPLACING KOMAEDA SPRITES WITH MMD KOMAEDA MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SUCH A GREAT IDEA AFTER ALL


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mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.


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fohk:

ryan howard is everything