Send help.
- Blanche: Going to plan B?
- Willow: Technically, that would be plan G.
- Candela: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a plan M?
- Blanche: Yeah. Spark dies in plan M.
- Spark: I like plan M.
employee fistfights in walmart are a lot more deadly because the employees know the terrain and what they can use to their advantage
customer fistfights in walmart are a lot more destructive because customers dont care about what they destroy to reach their goals
what about employee v. customer fistfights
an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.
Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.
Is this real life Dipper Pines?
Guys, go read his bio. It actually does sound like something older Dipper would write.
That’s it. You’re too polite to brag. Well, fine, let me. Because the only person on earth who loves Ron Weasley more than Harry Potter, is drunk Harry Potter.
- Jefferson: Aaron Burr is immoral.
- Hamilton: The garbage secretary is right. Promote him to garbage president.
my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”